Jessie's Motherf*ckin' Page

Hey Nic... you should stop being such a bastard!
Now go get on the phone and order me some flowers and chocolate.

Howdy! Welcome to my main page! Here you can find out a little about me, check out my favorite links, and all that kind of stuff... enjoy!

Name: Jess
Location: Eugene, OR, USA
Birthday: January 26, 1986 (16 years old)
Gender: Female
Hair Color: honey-colored ;)
Eye Color: Blue/green
Hobbies/interests: Listening to records, going to shows, movies, the Beat Generation, talking about Pat Quinn and such with Annie and Nicole, (even though they have disowned me for not coming on-line) reading, playing Battleship... that sort of thing...
Favorite show: Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Simpsons, Saturday Night Live, (Mostly the ones from the 70's and 80's), etc., etc.
Favorite movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, PINK FLAMINGOS! Clockwork Orange, The Grifters, The Royal Tenenbaums, Gummo, Kids, Amelie, any Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie, Harold and Maude, Tommy, Fear, (and wild horses... ;)) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Empire Records, Flashdance, (Lee Ving! 1234-1234!) Rock and Roll High School, Live Nude Girls, The Breakfast Club... many, MANY others... I enjoy anything old, is a cult film, is VERY random, or has someone I dig.
Favorite actors and actresses: PATRICIA QUINN, ANJELICA HUSTON, Ewan MacGregor, Jack Nickolson, Ann-Margret, Chirstopher Walken, Divine, Mink Stole, John Belushi, Vincent Price, Mr. T! Gilda Radner, Olivia D'Abo, Ally Sheedy, Madeline Kahn, Janet Leigh, Lauren Bacall, many, MANY others as well.
Favorie kind of music: Oi, punk, reggae, ska, rock 'n' roll, a little jazz
Favorite bands/artists: I have A LOT, but I will name a few... (in no particular order) Joan Jett, The Dead Boys, The Ramones, The Adicts, Lower Class Brats, Simaryp, Richard Hell, Madness, Johnny Cash, The 4 Skins, The Toy Dolls, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Nips, The Pogues, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, AC/DC, The Lewd, TURBONEGRO, Guns 'n' Roses, Motorhead, STEVIE NICKS, Nancy Sinatra, etc., etc...(I know, I have a large and weird variety of favorites...)
What I hope to be doing in 10 years: Either be the next Stevie Nicks, in the booby-tassle buisness, or the Jacks Champion of the world! (He who bounces...)

A door; Actual size=180 pixels wide

Me being stupid

People I would like to acknowledge:
KRISTIN: I know that you're still going to be the only human being that ever comes to this site, so I have to leave up your acknowledgement. You're still the most cresent fresh girl that lives at your house. But un-like me, you are NOT too cool 4 school. Mmm-boy, that's good food! Say "hi" to Mr. Cock for me... teehee, get it? But most of all, please give my regards to Jackie Gleason. Alright, I think it's about time I sobered up.
DOMMY: In the immortal words of Kristin-- You are a potato 4 life! You're a far out little bro, but please, don't use all your money on funky rings, yo! WASH YOUR HANDS! Nothing has been learned...
(I do not expect anyone else to come to this page... but if some, poor lost soul reads this... you ROK! When you go to bed tonight, have sweet dreams... but don't forget to breath. And SIGN MY PIMPIN' GUESTBOOK YOU SCURVY BASTARDS!)

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So that's just a little bit of me that I would like to share. (I'm not going to take the time to write my life story or anything) If your also a big Rocky Horror or Pat Quinn fan and have nothing else to do, you should check out my Patricia Quinn page! ( ) Then again, you could always e-mail me or write a little something in my guestbook if you're REALLY bored and want to say anything about what I've listed or about the page. (But PLEASE don't e-mail me saying how much it lacks graphics or the info listed on the page is dumb and meant nothing to you... I once had another page with another guestbook and I kept getting nerds writing that the graphics didn't stimulate them enough or something like that... don't be like that please! There's more to life than looking for bad pages like mine and bitching about them. But if you're into rock 'n' roll and weird movies, e-mail me. I'd love to hear from you!

Thanks for taking the time to come to my webpage.


Here are some of my favorite links, hope ya like 'em.

Listen to the music - Jazz, punk, world music and the avant-garde in Rea

Sifl and Olly Cyberspace Station

Guitar Tablature Online

Cosmo's Factory - Dedicated to The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Shock Treatment Network

The Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

Joan Jett WebArt Gallery

Anjelica Huston News Page

PopMatters | Film | Interviews | Anjelica Huston - Agnes Browne

Stevie Nicks Webring

Go to my buddy, Kristin's webpage!

Skingirl Pride: A pretty sweet page for skingirls

Wanna find some punk/skin clothes, coats, boots? Go here: (Warning: expensive, but cool)

(Will add more links when I find the time...)

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